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1. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.
   
2. Quiet people have the loudest minds.
   
3. We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
   
4. Apparently Home Depot`s slogan of "You can do it; We can help" doesn`t apply to masturbation.
   
5. I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what’s going on and there’s a lot of wine drinking.
   
6. "Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" - 17th century sext
   
7. It`s amazing how many people are diagnosed with a disease as soon as there`s a pill available for it.
   
8. If money can`t buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?
   
9. I told my family that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle…So, they got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.
   
10. My roommate is going on a date tonight.. He said he`s convinced she IS coming home with him.. I`ve covered his room in Justin Bieber posters.. Now we wait..
    
11. When I die, I am going to haunt the f*ck out of you people.
    
12. I never thought I`d be the kind of person who`d wake up early in the morning to exercise ... And I was right.
    
13. Life gave me onions ... Onionade sucks.
    
14. Someone stole my identity and returned it 10 minutes later.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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