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1. Ask your doctor if walking blindly into traffic is right for you
   
2. President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work." May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
   
3. After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
   
4. One time I asked some girl what she was thinking. By the time she finished her thought we had 2 children.
   
5. My left buttcheek fell asleep. I`m Half-assing everything I do for the next ten minutes.
   
6. My internet went down last week...so I talked to my family....thank goodness the internet came back
   
7. My girlfriend just accused me of being unfaithful. I told her that is ridiculous and that she is starting to sound like my wife.
   
8. Any time you feel lonely, remember, its your fault nobody likes you.
   
9. Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE!? Neighbor: Get out of my house! Me: You`re not even guessing.
   
10. Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
    
11. What do the letters DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association
    
12. Screw it, just add another blade." -Gillette marketing concepts.
    
13. People don`t call each other jive ass turkey enough nowadays.
    
14. This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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