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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. If your Facebook post requires me to hit “continue…” get a diary.
  2. I made Creme Brulee today. More food should require the use of a blow torch.
  3. You can look at some people and instantly know they’re only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
  4. Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
  5. All milk is breast milk.
  6. I really think that Caller ID needs to be more detailed. It should say things like "Wants help moving" or "Will whine about bad relationship."
  7. Suggested movie theater prices: Adults - $9.00, Under 12 - $ 6.00, Under 3 - $249.00
  8. L`oréal`s mascara makes your lashes 60% longer? Wow! They should make condoms.
  9. If you tell me you`re giving something 110% then I’m assuming the extra 10% is your stupidity.
  10. I don`t hate you, it`s just, if you were on fire. I would roast marshmallows.
  11. New Life Goal: Get a job where people ask me, "You actually get paid for doing this?"
  12. When dealing with women, you can either be right or get laid. You can`t have both.
  13. Why isn`t cat food made from birds, mice and squirrels??
  14. A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire.




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