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1. As a kid, i was afraid of the dark. Now as an adult, I love the dark because I am terrified of the electrical bill.
   
2. How do blind people know when to stop wiping their asses
   
3. If I told you I was a pathological liar, would you believe me?
   
4. I just wanted you all to know that I`m leaving Facebook. The ride has been a blast and I`ve made a ton of friends. Your humor and wit is amazing. I`ll miss all of u, but I`ve decided I need to spend more time with my family...so see you after breakfast!!
   
5. i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
   
6. Next time a skinny bitch calls herself fat… I’m gonna agree with her.
   
7. When does paying taxes get shut down? Asking for everyone with a job.
   
8. Even when I’m home alone, I still answer Jeopardy questions out loud.
   
9. I`m undecided about which pants to wear today...Smarty of Fancy?
   
10. I hate people who take drugs......like the police.
    
11. I`m going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837
    
12. I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
    
13. Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again. ;)
    
14. I`m super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I`m also wearing a cape.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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