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1. It`s real cute how pedestrians confuse "right of way" with immortality.
   
2. It only takes a second to show a person how much you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...
   
3. After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
   
4. How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
   
5. Sö î hèãrd ÿôu lìkê gùÿš with ácçeñts?
   
6. My buddy asked me the other night if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him that I`m married now and that`s where I sleep.
   
7. I don`t understand why people have to "get ready" for bed....I`m always ready for bed.
   
8. Don’t jump to confusions.
   
9. It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet?
   
10. okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
    
11. It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
    
12. When the machines rise up against the humans, just pray to your God that you`re nowhere near a dildo factory.
    
13. Dieting Tip, 1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight, 2. Cut them out of your life. 3. Enjoy having lost Hundreds of pounds of Idiots.
    
14. Just called my own voicemail and left messages until the memory was full. People can`t leave messages now. That`s the kind of genius I am.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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