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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. So you`ll be able to buy Girl Scout Cookies online this year ... Your move Weight Watchers
  2. I`ll tell you what a woman wants. She wants you to drag her to the bedroom, toss her down, and do the dishes and laundry while she takes a nap.
  3. When exactly are they going to make Xanax fit my Pez Dispenser?
  4. I can walk up to any dog, rub its belly and make a friend ... That trick rarely works on people.
  5. Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
  6. A recent survey of one person reveals that 100% of me thinks I should leave work early.
  7. Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
  8. My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
  9. Always believe a woman when she says, "you don`t really wanna know"
  10. Watch out! It’s quite possible some of my best mistakes haven’t been made yet.
  11. I hate it when TV shows say they contain "adult situations" but then don`t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid`s vomit.
  12. The best thing about the internet is knowledge. You have all this knowledge at your fingertips! And we get to share what we learn with others! Oh...wait a second. I forgot about porn. OK I take it back. PORN is the best thing about the internet!
  13. Keep it up and I`ll make sure u end up on a milk carton.
  14. It`s 2013. With all the hormones in food and advances in medical technology, why are there still girls with less than C cup boobs?




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