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1. Drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
   
2. My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I`m fearful of her college days.
   
3. If I tell you I can`t text you because I`m driving it`s only because I`m also eating.
   
4. I smoked weed once and realized spoons are just little bowls on sticks
   
5. When a woman says, "I`m NOT crazy" *clapping her palms together per syllable* That`s universal for, "You`re going to die."
   
6. I`m so broke, if somebody tried to rob me right now, they would just be practicing.
   
7. Guess what I saw today? ... Everything I looked at.
   
8. My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.
   
9. According to science the atoms in my body contain the energy of 30 hydrogen bombs, and yet, not enough energy to get up early and go jogging.
   
10. I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I’d like whipped cream on it.
    
11. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed a bottle of food coloring. The doctor says I`m OK, but I feel like I`ve dyed a little inside.
    
12. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
    
13. Apparently showing the pharmacist a picture of my wife was not a good enough reason to get Valium without a prescription.
    
14. People who learned a bunch of stuff must have felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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