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1. Anyone else immediately turn down the car radio the second you think you might be lost?
   
2. What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone`s life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?
   
3. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push
   
4. Hmmmm, thats odd. . . .According to this height / weight chart. . . . I`m too short.
   
5. I live in fear that one day the real "World`s Greatest Dad" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug.
   
6. That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
   
7. Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you`ve been wearing the same outfit all week is you.
   
8. Oh, you have a brand new boyfriend? Please tell me more about how you think he`s `the one`.
   
9. My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Mike.
   
10. Do you ever wish that you could just unmeet someone.
    
11. There’s gotta be a better use for the part of my brain that remembers every word to “Baby Got Back.”
    
12. This relationship is going to be weird if you keep pretending I`m not your boyfriend.
    
13. Whenever you feel nobody cares or loves you. You should ask yourself...Am I TOO sexy?
    
14. I don`t always do a lot, but I put a lot of thought into it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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