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"You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
I give 2 star movies 5 stars on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well.
In light of recent events, I have no choice but to deduct a full star from my Yelp review of Earth.
I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet.... LOL
You are so selfish! You´re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!
I read my kids a few select facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, "This is why we have to stay in school"
Fun thing to do: Before leaving someone`s house, ask them if you can take a roll of toilet paper "to go"
Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took....
I say ” I shouldn’t be telling you this,” at the beginning of every conversation so people will listen to what I’m saying.
Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money`s worth...Just saying.
My thoughts should be ashamed of themselves.
Ringing in the “New Year” apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late… in October.