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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Sometimes all you need is $100,000
  2. If running away from my problems counts as exercise then yes, I work out a lot.
  3. Saw some idiot put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.
  4. Old meaning of sorry. "I won`t do it again." New meaning of sorry. "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."
  5. White girls be like: I`ll have one triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot raspberry white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign frappe please.
  6. Bless me Father for I hit send.
  7. Bring me the heads of my enemies!! or some cupcakes ... whichever.
  8. Why is it always "I see you drank all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."
  9. Hedgehogs would seem far less adorable if they had more relevant names like `Stabbyrabbit` or `Weaponrat`
  10. If Kutcher went to Sheen and said It`s still your show, this was all a joke and yelled "You got Punked" it would be the greatest prank ever.
  11. A smart man washes his hands after he pees. A wise man doesn`t pee on his fingers.
  12. There’s a police helicopter above my house right now, so I’m cashing in and calling everyone who has ever said “when pigs fly.”
  13. Key to a Happy Life: Get a job where people ask, “You actually get paid for doing this?”
  14. My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.




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