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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.
  2. Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
  3. How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
  4. Age has its advantages. Too bad I can`t remember what they are.
  5. Offering a homeless dude $5 from across the street is my version of Frogger.
  6. Don’t piss off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.
  7. Don’t ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you’re taking her to eat. Then take her to her first guess.
  8. Let`s be honest, Dos Equis. After a bunch of ANY beer, what guy DOESN`T think he`s the most interesting man in the world?
  9. Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me.
  10. Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody.
  11. Instead of sending people to jail, we should just make them eat the stringy things off bananas..
  12. I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
  13. Not all men cheat. Some of you women just assume you’re in a relationship with the guy.
  14. I don`t understand the saying "you snooze you lose"... I hit the snooze button 8 times this morning and feel like a champion.




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