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1. "You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
   
2. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
   
3. Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
   
4. Sorry to all my friends and family members who didn`t know I was a freak until they saw my likes and shares on Facebook.
   
5. I`m hearing voices again. Probably because my window is open and there are people outside talking, but still.
   
6. If history repeats itself, I´m totally getting a dinosaur.
   
7. I’m not stupid. I’m just too lazy to show how smart I am.
   
8. Please just put it in the fridge.... We`ll throw it away next week.
   
9. Some Facebook friends are like ghost you dont see them but you know their there
   
10. I think I bought just enough fireworks to get my neighbor to move.
    
11. We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
    
12. If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer,, you`re going to jail.
    
13. I’ve never met a weekend that I didn’t like.
    
14. You know that button in the elevator with the fireman´s hat on it... turns out that is not the button you press to get a fireman´s hat.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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