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1. Hello 911? Do you think i`m pretty?
   
2. If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I`d choke to death swallowing it.
   
3. I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional.
   
4. I need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash.
   
5. It takes two people to lie....one to lie.....the other to listen
   
6. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I`m back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat.
   
7. My doctor told me to start killing people. Well it wasn`t those exact words. He said I needed to reduce the stress in my life.
   
8. when humans are in love they get butterflys...dose that mean when butterflys are in love they get humans!! :)
   
9. I think I`m the drunkest person at this bed bath and beyond.
   
10. H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
    
11. I start a lot of conversations with "goodbye" in hopes that I trick people into thinking we already talked.
    
12. You`d think by episode 133 the Scooby Doo gang would know it`s a guy in a costume every time.
    
13. What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?
    
14. I`m at that "licking peanutbutter off a spoon" time to go grocery shopping point....
    
    
    
    
    
    

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