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Wednesday May 29, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I`d have to pick: My girlfriend.
  2. Hey Samsung and Apple, no need for commercials. We’ve all chosen sides.
  3. I must say I enjoy it more when a girl asks me out. To me, there`s nothing more attractive than that high level of confidence, initiative, and poor judgment.
  4. Don`t you love followers that don`t acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world.
  5. My wife wants to have more kids but I don`t want to have to learn anyone else`s name.
  6. I went to McDonalds, put 5 dollars on the counter and said "Surprise me". Because I never get what I ask for anyway!
  7. Are you guys sure common sense can`t be beaten into people ? Because I`d like to give it try!
  8. There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
  9. I know the voices ain`t really, but man, do they ever come up with some great ideas.
  10. received a call saying that my son had been lying in school, and was being expelled. I don´t have a son. That kid is one damn good liar.
  11. New rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I`m guaranteed at least one attempt on trying to trip you.
  12. I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything? Well...my phone number for a start
  13. Life is about perspective like the sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ships kitchen
  14. You can`t run from your problems. unless your fat.