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1. When someone tells me how old their kid is in months, I ask them to rephrase it in days, so they know what I just went through.
   
2. My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
   
3. Save your little napkin, bartender. I don’t plan on having this drink long enough to set it down.
   
4. Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn`t on purpose!
   
5. Sometimes I miss being in a relationship, but then I look at my wallet and I feel alright again.
   
6. I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I`m here to `like` them.
   
7. For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.
   
8. The three most terrifying words a woman can utter to a man are "notice anything different?"
   
9. Do you think that the guy that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
   
10. Golf ball sized hail wouldn`t be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
    
11. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
    
12. If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for “real life” they would offer a class called “working with a$$holes”
    
13. I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
    
14. Paperclips: The staple for people with commitment issues.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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