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1. Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor`s yard to cut it down is an art.
   
2. This salad is delicious, probably because it`s a donut.
   
3. Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
   
4. Sometimes I get nervous I haven`t done anything with my life. But then something good comes on TV, and I`m OK.
   
5. I got drunk last night and my house wasn`t where I left it.
   
6. I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?
   
7. whoo hoo...I have new gutters. Please try and keep your mind out of them.
   
8. Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?
   
9. Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
   
10. I learned two important lessons today. I can`t remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
    
11. My New Years Resolution for 2015 is to stop being so impatient.
    
12. Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me.
    
13. I pretend my bruises are sex bruises instead of I tripped over my cat while trying a new dance move bruises.
    
14. Growing up teachers always told me there was no such thing as a stupid question. Eight years in retail has determined that was a lie.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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