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1. Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I`m eating here."
   
2. You know your ugly when the dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
   
3. Do you ever notice that when you´re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
   
4. Sometimes I feel like giving up...Then I remember I have a lot of motherf*ckers to prove wrong
   
5. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
   
6. I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
   
7. Counting to ten when someone pisses you off works much better if you`re counting punches.
   
8. I wish more events in life involved dumping a cooler full of Gatorade on people.
   
9. We all have that one person we forever regret giving our phone number to.
   
10. Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate.
    
11. The song "Take me out to the Ballgame" is sung almost exclusively by people who are already at a ballgame.
    
12. I`m going to start tackling random guys in football jerseys saying "look how he`s dressed. He was asking for it!"
    
13. I`m so in Debt, I could start a Government.
    
14. Not everyone understands my laundry method. It`s simple. If it`s clean, it`s on the floor. If it`s dirty, it`s on the floor over there.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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