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1. Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don`t even HAVE weather!
   
2. If you like someone, pretend they`re a charger and you`re an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor.
   
3. Instead of cars warning us of stupid things, like the door is open, it should tell us useful things, like there`s a cop hiding in the bushes
   
4. How can you tell if a smurf has the blues?
   
5. Turtle: I`m the slowest. Snail: No, me. Internet Explorer: Bitch, please
   
6. What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
   
7. Changing a whole text message just because you didn`t know how to spell one word?
   
8. A woman that doesn`t ask for nothing deserves everything
   
9. Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.
   
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11. Hell, I finally figured out what was wrong with me ... I have been reading the wrong horoscope!!
    
12. Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived.
    
13. I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.
    
14. My girlfriend says I need to grow up. I think she`s just angry I didn`t give her the password to my pillow fort.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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