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1. Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
   
2. Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!
   
3. So after an hour of playing Paper, Rock, Scissors, we decided to call it a tie. Good game, mirror!
   
4. I hide from people too, so I get it bigfoot, I get it.
   
5. When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
   
6. I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane
   
7. And yet another year goes by with People magazine failing to recognize my beauty.
   
8. If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
   
9. Gift cards are still the best way to say "I`m too lazy to think of a good gift and I think you`ll buy drugs if I give you cash."
   
10. My boyfriend asked me why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook so I asked why he bothered watching porn.
    
11. Come to think of it, I’ve never seen a taxi fill up at a gas station
    
12. Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.
    
13. I`m fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes.
    
14. I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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