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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Every woman in this world is beautiful...........except for the ugly ones!
  2. That awkward moment when your screen freezes on a really embarrassing website
  3. My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized
  4. If the Terminator was female the line would have been, “I might be back, I haven’t decided yet.”
  5. If you don`t think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you`re probably the boss
  6. Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There´s apparently more traffic going to hell!!
  7. Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people.
  8. Things that keep me awake # 408...How do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
  9. To all those that now have a DUI, domestic violence charge or one less finger... Happy 5th of July
  10. I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help.
  11. My name is Fred and I`m a survivor. If you are out there..if anyone is out there. I can provide food/shelter..Anybody please....U are not alone....
  12. Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet.
  13. What an intoxicated Schwarzenegger might say to a police officer: "I`m an IDIOT you COP!"
  14. I liked Hoarders much better when it was called Sanford & Son.




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