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1. When I was younger, it was wine, women & song. Now I am older, it`s beer, the old lady & TV!
   
2. I`m not Unemployed, I`m just taking my next job`s vacation in advance...
   
3. Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
   
4. When I say "It’s a long story" It usually means I just don’t want to tell you it.
   
5. My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I`m a 10.
   
6. I`ve been told that I can be condescending... that means that I tend to talk down to people.
   
7. I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk.
   
8. A fun thing to yell at a magic show is "BURN HIM, HE`S A WITCH"
   
9. When do you take 5 hr energy? Right when I get off work ..12am!..beer here I come!
   
10. If you can`t handle your alcohol I would gladly help you out
    
11. We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.
    
12. Men are usually too focused on the cleavage in the shirt to notice the crazy in the eyes.
    
13. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
    
14. Why is it called `after dark`, when it is really after light
    
    
    
    
    
    

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