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1. My New Year`s resolution is to spend more time wishing my enemies were dead.
   
2. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
   
3. Seems like you could save a lot of time if you just paired The Bachelor with The Bachelorette.
   
4. Guns don`t kill people. Girls who get tagged in a photo before they get a chance to see it kill people.
   
5. So, if I lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?
   
6. Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
   
7. McDonald`s sponsoring the Olympics is like Jack Daniels sponsoring the prom.
   
8. We Should Have A Way Of Telling People Their Breath Stinks Without Hurting Their Feelings. Like: "I`m bored, let`s go brush our teeth"
   
9. After midnight, clowns aren`t funny.
   
10. I love the phrase "boobie trapped" I mean, who doesn`t like to be trapped by boobies????
    
11. Life Lesson: Never ever, ever do anything you wouldn`t want to explain to a nurse in a busy ER.
    
12. Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
    
13. I wish the minutes after hitting the snooze button lasted as long as microwave minutes.
    
14. Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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