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1. Turns out that my get rich painfully slow scheme isn`t working out either.
   
2. I’m what you would call “indoorsy”
   
3. Adding lyrics when you don`t know the words or making words up when you don`t speak the language. ;)
   
4. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: Oh... I have nothing to say, I just crave the spotlight.
   
5. I still water my dead plants every 3 months. Just in case...
   
6. When I`m bored, I dress up as Waldo, walk up to strangers (in a crowded airport), and say "psssst... if ANYBODY asks......YOU ain`t seen me... capiche?"
   
7. Behind every beautiful woman, is a beautiful behind.
   
8. My inner child has a bottle of vodka in one hand, a whip in the other and a broken halo sticking out of her back pocket.
   
9. Sometimes I`ll go out in public and socialize with people, those times are called alibis.
   
10. Breaking news: Newt saw his shadow. Six more weeks of campaigning and attack ads.
    
11. I hate when I explain how awesome I am to someone and they pretend to not be impressed.
    
12. If you see me smiling in public it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.
    
13. If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair with them....its like expecting a lion not to eat you because you don`t eat lion.
    
14. My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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