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1. If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.
   
2. I`ve always wondered how the job application process at Hooters works. Do they give you a bra and orange shorts and say, "Here, can you fill these both out"?
   
3. Prostitution must be a hole sale business.
   
4. My poor neighbour suffered a stroke today...I must remember to close the blinds before getting naked.
   
5. I know it`s rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you`re unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
   
6. If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
   
7. You call them French Fries…I call them Edible Ketchup Shovels.
   
8. Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
   
9. I don`t know why people freak out and run when they see a spider. They are just gonna climb in your mouth when you are sleeping anyway.
   
10. Is it just me or does the word "retweet" bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
    
11. I`m so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone.
    
12. Sitting in traffic like the non-helicopter owning loser that I am.
    
13. I love Costco. You don`t go there thinking you`re gonna buy a 12-pack of watermelons but you`ll probably leave with one.
    
14. Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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