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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
  2. The pollen is so bad this year that the people in the trailer parks are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed.
  3. Did you know that if you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
  4. I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
  5. Pringles cans should have a twist mechanism like stick deodorant.
  6. Women are like squirrels, very cute from a distance but will fight like hell when you try to pick them up and get them in your car.
  7. Sometimes my kid likes me, but I`m pretty sure it`s only because I`m his Oreo dealer.
  8. The existence of the `snooze` button tells you everything you ever need to know about the human race.
  9. I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my debit card goes through.
  10. I`ve had enough of my neighbours blasting their music from their backyard. I`m not annoyed cause it`s so loud, i`m annoyed cause they`re Korean & they`ve still yet to play Gangnam Style!
  11. If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they`d have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
  12. It`s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches...
  13. Can you imagine if Facebook and Twitter just decided to shut down and you see all these confused people coming out of their house squinting at the sun.
  14. Apparently my "Please STFU" face bears a strong resemblance to my "Oh, Please Keep Talking" face.




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