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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Don’t tell me what to do unless you’re naked.
  2. First the Jerk cut me off in traffic, then stole my parking space, then his stupid car got paint all over my key!
  3. Sure, Men love funny women. As long as they are pretty...and skinny...and they have a great pair of knockers!!
  4. It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
  5. People that chew gum and drink alcohol what the f*ck is wrong with you.
  6. The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
  7. Every morning I check my girlfriends horoscope to see what kind of day I`m going to have.
  8. Inviting a friend to play Candy Crush Saga is like hosting an intervention and providing the crack.
  9. The best part about going to Wal-Mart is having the book aisles all to yourself.
  10. I slept and woke up. (ok, lately this has become a major accomplishment in my life)
  11. In my will, I´m giving $50 to anyone who wears a Scream costume to my funeral and doesn´t say a word.
  12. I own a shop selling `CLOSED` signs. We haven`t had a single customer today.
  13. They`ll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that`s been open for more than 2 years.
  14. You know how we smack your household appliances when they`re malfunctioning and it makes them work? I wish you could do that with people.




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