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1. Not sure what`s longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.
   
2. My minivan is always rocking, but it`s usually because I`m trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive.
   
3. It`s so cold Miley Cyrus got her toungue stuck on her wrecking ball
   
4. Yikes. don`t google "cream pies", google "cream pie recipes"
   
5. I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
   
6. If you`re in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.
   
7. Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
   
8. When life hands you lemons it should only remind you to buy more tequila, life is as simple as that.
   
9. Treasure the years with your children while they are still distracted by bubbles.
   
10. If your neighbor has wind chimes, you have wind chimes.
    
11. "I`m tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back." ----people in wheelchairs probably
    
12. is it rude to throw a breath-mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
    
13. All through school I assumed they saved the number 1 pencils for the smart kids
    
14. They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. It`s true... The less I see of someone, the more I like them!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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