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1. She might be ugly now, but wait a few more drinks.
   
2. I try to get in at least 30 minutes of talking about exercise every day.
   
3. For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...
   
4. It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me.
   
5. Decisions decisions ... Guess I`ll drink on it.
   
6. Accidentally took a women`s multi vitamin & I`ve been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat.
   
7. I wonder how many messengers were killed before they came up with the saying.
   
8. At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?
   
9. I did not steal your drink. You abandoned it and I rescued it.
   
10. Being ‘clean and sober’ means I’ve showered and I’m headed to the liquor store.
    
11. It`s Saturday morning. My neighbor has mowed his lawn AND weeded his garden. I`ve spent ten minutes trying to reach the remote with my foot.
    
12. A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
    
13. Have you ever loved someone so much deep in your heart, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping.
    
14. That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn`t open for you
    
    
    
    
    
    

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