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1. I like to sit outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say "You can see me?"
   
2. Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me.
   
3. I’m classically trained in the art of Nintendo.
   
4. This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don’t even know what that means but now I’m hungry.
   
5. I stamp my hand on Saturday morning so it looks like I went out on Friday night.
   
6. Is it bad that "WINE" is always on my grocery list? At the top? In all caps?
   
7. I`d like to give a big shout-out to all my hard of hearing friends!
   
8. Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as Kraft singles?
   
9. Don`t get excited girls. That bulge in my pants is just emergency Oreos.
   
10. Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
    
11. I fell asleep with infomercials playing on the TV.... I woke up with a strange desire to do P90X with a Shake Weight while in my Snuggie
    
12. If you think you have problems, remember that Malaysian man who told his wife he was flying to China... and now he can`t get out of his girlfriend`s apartment...
    
13. You`re never too old to ride in a radio flyer wagon but apparently you can be too fat.
    
14. change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol
    
    
    
    
    
    

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