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Wednesday May 29, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. It’s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
  2. www.amish.com. How did this happen?
  3. I love the people in parking lots with "free kittens" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn`t be oppressed.
  4. You`re never too old to learn something stupid.
  5. If it wasn’t for caffeine I wouldn’t be a functioning member of society.
  6. You can`t make me believe there`s a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.
  7. It`s only a 4 way stop if each driver can read
  8. Paused Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory to go buy a Snickers. This is why I can`t watch Breaking Bad.
  9. Don´t be stupid, it´s not smart.
  10. Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
  11. The lady next to me in the elevator told me to press One. That was the last thing I remembered
  12. Apparently, you shouldn’t ask your wife if she’s off her meds more than once a week…
  13. In my defense Your Honor, I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish.
  14. ?"May contain nudity".. either it does or it doesn`t.. quit waistin` my time.