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1. My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it`s there to stab potential taco thieves.
   
2. Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
   
3. I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
   
4. I was disappointed to learn that the Discovery Channel’s program “Deadliest Catch” wasn’t about first marriages.
   
5. You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer, but you can`t take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
   
6. I did not trip...the floor looked like it needed a hug.
   
7. Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
   
8. If it wasn’t for profanity, I wouldn’t be a pro at anything.
   
9. Dear Gangsta: If you pulled up your pants a little you could run from the cops faster.
   
10. bitches want what they cant have..or thats what I keep telling myself
    
11. Just once I would like to see a liars pants actually catch on fire
    
12. The problem in general terms is that people suck.
    
13. I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
    
14. This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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