Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
   
2. I`m running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left.
   
3. I lost an ibuprofen under my dresser a week ago and now I`m worried the spiders are coming after me with no headaches and renewed vigor.
   
4. Doing word problems as a kid has helped me in adulthood. "Dan doesn`t have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"
   
5. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll do it.
   
6. When in doubt, take a nap.
   
7. No, I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and everyone thinks I’m joking.
   
8. Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it.
   
9. Today is national I don`t feel like doing sh!t today. Celebrate accordingly.
   
10. For lent I`m giving up sex, wait I`m not Catholic. Whoa, that was close
    
11. If anyone ever steals my identity, I hope they show it a good time. Take it skydiving. We`ve always wanted to go skydiving.
    
12. COCKADOODLEDOOOOOO!!!!
    
13. I miss the good old days..when you could slam the phone down.!!
    
14. If cats could text you back, they wouldn`t.
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First199200201202203204205206207208209Last

    ©2025 Daily Silly Status