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1. Married sext: I’m not wearing any underwear, because you never put the f*cking laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 times.
   
2. I got some new underwear. Well, new to me...
   
3. Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money"
   
4. If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
   
5. Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
   
6. My 6yo`s homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep, that teacher knows about DUIs alright!
   
7. Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
   
8. 8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
   
9. When everything else fails... you always have delusion.
   
10. You being crazy doesn`t bother me. It`s you being crazier than me...That makes me freakin` jealous.
    
11. You mellennials and your obsession with public healthcare, back in my day we just died!
    
12. I eat my salad without dressing because who has time to put on clothes...
    
13. She’s thinking about having beer pong at her reception… that’s walking a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
    
14. 3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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