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1. Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
   
2. Even if I’m mad at my wife I should be mature enough not to flush the toilet on purpose while she’s in the shower, but it turns out I’m not.
   
3. Drinking doesn’t make me post better Facebook statuses; it simply makes me not care what you think of them…
   
4. I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing.
   
5. I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::…:::::
   
6. I don`t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated.
   
7. It`s amazing how important someone can make you feel with a smile, a kind word or the occasional stalking.
   
8. Still waiting for a criminal on Law and Order to say,,, "Hey,, Aren`t you Ice-T?"
   
9. How do I like my eggs? ... Ummm, in a cake
   
10. I really want to talk to you about how I don`t want to talk to you.
    
11. People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face.
    
12. I`ve just finished doing my hair, want to come over and mess it all up?
    
13. "Has anybody ever seen a chicken fly? No? Good, there`s nothing wrong with ya"
    
14. I`ve honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people
    
    
    
    
    
    

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