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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. I know I have a long way to go but look at how far I`ve come.
  2. I don`t play sports, the only sport I play is shopping. But there`s a lot of walking involved in that. Running sometimes if there`s a sale.
  3. My friends are the type of friends that if my house was on fire, they would be over here with marshmallows and hitting on the hot fireman!
  4. It isn`t a successful BBQ until an intoxicated idiot runs face first into a sliding glass door. I`m fine by the way.
  5. I wanna steal a Krispy Kreme truck and go on a high speed chase just because it`d be funny to watch a bunch of cops chase a donut truck
  6. I have been delaying my computer updates an hour for the past 3 years.
  7. Sometimes its better to eliminate the problem rather than trying to solve it.
  8. If you use more toilet paper to wipe the tears out of your eyes then wip your bum in the morning...the food was too hot the night before
  9. My dog doesn`t always bark like there`s an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I`m home alone and in the shower.
  10. Can you imagine the reaction 20 years ago if you showed people a photo album filled with pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom?
  11. So my kid secretly recorded me driving and singing and put it on social media if you needed to know how important birth control is today.
  12. Being in the doghouse isn`t so bad if there`s enough beer in the bowl.
  13. That one-day popularity on Facebook because it’s your birthday.
  14. Dropped my son off for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you`re supposed to pick them up?




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