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1. There are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
   
2. Ill be in my office giving co-workers the silent treatment ..by sending them blank emails.
   
3. The closest I got to a 4.0 at university… was my blood alcohol level!
   
4. In some ways I’m just like a dog…. I can’t be trusted around unsupervised food.
   
5. The ultimate act of trust is buying your spouse a gun, and then showing them the correct way to use it.
   
6. A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked — but don`t worry, another study says you`re just being paranoid.
   
7. Boys will be boys... unless they get a sex change.
   
8. Never make eye contact while eating a banana
   
9. If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don`t hit me again officer...
   
10. I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. "How`s it going?", "How about the weather?", "Where are your pants?".
    
11. Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need "lives" as if I didn`t already know that.
    
12. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
    
13. I don’t let my friends do stupid things… ALONE!
    
14. I never want to go to sleep less than I do at bed time.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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