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1. A lot of people are very competitive when playing stupid.
   
2. You never know a person until you walk in their shoes... or until you check their browser history.
   
3. We live in a world in where it is easier to get out of a marriage than a mobile-phone contract
   
4. *accidentally answers phone call* ... *pretends to be answering machine*
   
5. If you´re a millionaire and you don´t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because you´re wasting it.
   
6. My favorite part of the movie The Notebook is where I turned it off and watched Terminator 2 instead.
   
7. Boys will be boys... unless they get a sex change.
   
8. When I started out, I was young and idealistic, I wanted a Career and to make a difference in the World, but it turned out that I only wanted Paychecks........
   
9. Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line.... *as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods.
   
10. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice ... it`s cuz you have really nice tits.
    
11. I`m laying on my yoga mat making up fake poses to fit my current activity level. Right now I`m in "downward facing chalk outline".
    
12. I`ve decided that from now on I`m going to answer every question like a presidential candidate. It`s kind of fun... "Dean, what are you doing this weekend?" "That`s a great question -- and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back, and answer a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? This weekend, I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should." "But what are you doing?" "What I`m g
    
13. Designated Driver is just a nicer way of saying, you can come with us, but nobody wants to deal with your drunk a$$.
    
14. I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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