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1. Never look back. That’s where all the monsters are.
   
2. Ill be in my office giving co-workers the silent treatment ..by sending them blank emails.
   
3. A dog running a hundred miles to retrieve a stick? That`s pretty far-fetched.
   
4. "Thanks for coming" - sperm bank receptionist.
   
5. How do you get to be that guy who waves the chopsticks at the the orchestra? I feel like I could do that.
   
6. My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
   
7. They say women only use 10% of their anger
   
8. I opened a bottle of wine to let it breathe. It didn`t. So I gave it mouth to mouth.
   
9. I tried kickboxing, but I couldn`t get the hang of walking with boxing gloves on my feet.
   
10. okay it was me..... I did it ..... I let the dogs out
    
11. I woke up feeling strange this morning...I felt Rested and Relaxed so I immediately Googled my symptoms. Turns out I had a `Sleep in` Apparently it`s not harmful but may be addictive. . .
    
12. If she burns the bacon, she`s no good bro
    
13. I am not real pumped up about the Super Bowl this year!
    
14. Me: "Sorry I`m late. Car trouble." Him: "What kind of car trouble?" Me: "It doesn`t go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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