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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I`m typing this with my middle finger.
  2. I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers
  3. Puttin the `eff it` in efficient today.
  4. I don´t like to think of myself as "Special"... I think I would call me a limited edition.
  5. My wife said we could have a three way "when pigs fly" so I showed her a police helicopter.
  6. "Cannot connect to network. Reset your wireless router." "Umm, okay, but what if my router is in my neighbour`s house? Should I call him?"
  7. Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
  8. yelling at the referee that he made a mistake has never worked, No Referee has never turned around and said, "Why yes your are right silly me I did make a mistake, penalty denied, goal kick"
  9. My wife asked about my wildest sex fantasy, but she got pissed when I told her. I probably shouldn’t have started w/ “After your funeral...”
  10. ? Single ? Taken ? Depends on who`s asking.
  11. The two major causes of depression are: a) having a job, and b) not having a job.
  12. If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, he`s trying to bust a move.
  13. love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.
  14. Sometimes I get mad about having to unload the dishwasher but then I remember a machine just washed my dishes for me.




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