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1. Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended.
   
2. I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching ‘Night at the Roxbury.’ “Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?”
   
3. To the squirrel carrying the mushroom up a tree to his nest: you may want to eat that with your feet firmly on the ground, buddy.
   
4. My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?" I said: "Of course I would. I`d miss you, but I`d still love you."
   
5. My greatest achievement today was writing this status.
   
6. Starbucks announced guns are no longer allowed in their stores. Seems crazy banks didn`t think of this.
   
7. You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
   
8. 90% of the apps on my phone don’t do anything except send me notices that there’s a new version of itself.
   
9. I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain
   
10. I live for those really small but special moments in life, like when I see the waiter bringing my food to the table.
    
11. You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.
    
12. Some of my friendships are bad for my liver.
    
13. And today I learned to never ask a woman how she dye`s her roots black.
    
14. If it makes you feel better, don’t call it “Premature Ejaculation.” Call it “Speed Dating”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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