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1. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars.
   
2. My email notification is a cricket sound that drives the wife crazy looking for the cricket. Winning!
   
3. I finally figured out why men love belly rings so much on their women. It reminds them of the staple in the middle of their porn magazines!
   
4. Why is it called when animals attack? It should be called when retarded people go near dangerous animals.
   
5. When I see a guy sleeping on an unfolded cardboard box, I never know if he`s homeless or just tired from breakdancing.
   
6. Mythbusters is basically my childhood with a much larger explosives budget.
   
7. Most of you like waking up in the morning to see the "comments" and "likes" that your status received. I like waking up in the morning to see WTF I posted!
   
8. I burn bridges to keep those crazy bastards from following me.
   
9. Sign said “WET PAINT” So I emptied my water bottle on it. I’m currently waiting on further instructions.
   
10. Is it even possible to calmly walk away from a dark basement?
    
11. Gee I wish I could push the envelope... But it`s stationary.
    
12. If running late counted as exercise I would be the healthiest motherf*cker you ever saw
    
13. My favorite sex position is, "don`t tell anyone we did this".
    
14. Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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