Sunday April 21, 2024

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  1. If you are hotter than me, wouldn’t that make me cooler than you.
  2. iOS 8 let`s you passcode lock specific apps? It`s fun imagining how many break ups that will cause.
  3. Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
  4. The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti
  5. Once again, I`m a distant runner-up for TIME magazine`s `Person Of The Year`. I`m beginning to think it`s rigged...
  6. If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
  7. If your wife asks you if you know where the broom is, it`s not a good idea to ask her if she is going somewhere.
  8. My online dating profile is just a picture of my ex-wife and the words "NOT THIS."
  9. Most of my thoughts have been coming from a very dark place lately. That`s what happens when you forget to pay your electric bill
  10. I have hit the age where sex and choosing the exact right size Tupperware for leftovers are equally satisfying...
  11. I get a lot of “You must work out!!!” I just wish it wasn’t from doctors. :(
  12. People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away.
  13. They say I have a drinking problem. I say they have a problem with nudity.
  14. Common Sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.