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Thursday March 28, 2024



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  1. Financial status: I hope United Airlines drags me off my flight
  2. I believe in magic because it`s the only way to explain how fitted sheets get folded.
  3. You can`t fix STUPID, but you can Numb it with a 2x4.
  4. Sometimes I feel like giving up...Then I remember I have a lot of motherf*ckers to prove wrong
  5. OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew.
  6. Every pizza is a personal pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself.
  7. Not remembering where I set my drink down must be the same feeling parents have when they lose their four year old at the mall.
  8. Don`t talk to me like I`m stupid until you know for sure.
  9. So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you’re talking sh!t about them.
  10. I was going to do a time travelling joke but you guys didn`t like it.
  11. You don`t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
  12. I`m perfect you adjust.
  13. I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills....There`s ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about.....
  14. I always scratch off the "Plus One" option on wedding invitations are replace it with "Drinking for two"