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Saturday December 21, 2024


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  1. I was driving to work this morning and saw a bumper sticker that said, "Jesus is the answer." A few minutes later I saw another bumper sticker that said, "Who farted?" That was the best game of Highway Jeopardy ever!
  2. PRINCIPAL: are you the new english teacher? TEACHER: yes i are.
  3. Health tip: There`s never a `safe` time to shake a teenage boy`s hand. Never.
  4. Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What`ve you got?
  5. When I say ‘it’s a long story’, it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
  6. Everyone can stop painting. We all have cameras that can take perfect pictures of everything.
  7. The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
  8. If by "help decorate the tree" you mean drinking beer on the couch yelling out everything you`re doing wrong, then yeah, count me in.
  9. I want the job of placing pepperoni slices on frozen pizzas, because clearly whoever has it is now has problems.
  10. Sometimes I can’t remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines…I totally get it.
  11. When I`m all out of alcohol...haha! Just kidding! I`d never let that scenario become a reality.
  12. Mouth the word " vacuum" to a stranger & see what happens.
  13. I am NOT high maintenance, I simply have more preferences than most.
  14. Just got rid of 150lbs of ugly fat ... Got divorced.




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