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1. Have you heard about the new movie called constipation? It hasn`t come out yet.
   
2. The only way a fidgey spinner would relieve my stress is if it was edible ...
   
3. when my swear jar gets full I`m going to use the money to buy a f*cking puppy
   
4. It`s not a mental breakdown if the police wasn`t called.
   
5. Few things are creepier than someone saying "I know" after you introduce yourself.
   
6. These ‘energy saving’ light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
   
7. All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
   
8. Never hire a color blind Bomb Technician.
   
9. Studies show that if you begin a sentence with "studies show," the internet will believe you.
   
10. Dear Carly Simon, Yes I am so vain that I do think that song is about me.
    
11. If I had a nickel for every time I`ve misplaced my keys, there`d be a jarful of money I would also have to look for
    
12. I need a six month vacation Twice a year.
    
13. There`s no WE in pizza.
    
14. I like to skip when I`m carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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