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Saturday July 27, 2024


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  1. I`m sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
  2. is on a Mission. The magic leprechaun told me to follow the pink racehorse to the rainbow where the orange elephant is holding my skittles hostage
  3. Next time you are sad remember you can make a cheeseburger with donuts as the bun. Still sad? Add Sprinkles
  4. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: Oh... I have nothing to say, I just crave the spotlight.
  5. Hardest thing in life: Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.
  6. Some day I wanna be "change my oil every 3000 miles" rich!
  7. I don`t get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There`s never any left when he comes home.
  8. When a man says he`ll do anything for a woman, he means slaying dragons, killing zombies and rescuing her from castle towers. IT DOES NOT MEAN cleaning garage, fixing roof and cleaning out the basement!
  9. Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
  10. I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.
  11. I hate when I get to the office and there isn’t a smoking crater where the building is.
  12. Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don’t like on
  13. I`d divorce my wife but I never want to see her that happy!
  14. I`m thinking of making a sax tape to make myself well known like some of the bad boys and girls do...does it matter if I can`t play it?




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