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1. Marriage (Possible side effects may include sadness, anger, sudden drop in finances, depression, sexual abstinence, and sobriety)
   
2. Some women need to realize that showing cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
   
3. Ok honey don’t freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn’t do the dishes.
   
4. I don’t understand how my house gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my phone all day.
   
5. Ladies, life is short. So buy the shoes!
   
6. I love Alfredo sauce ... Unless you`re a dude named Alfredo.
   
7. If thought bubbles appeared over our heads, I would get punched in the face a lot more.
   
8. Note to self: Stop leaving notes to yourself, you never read them anyway...
   
9. Politicians are people who have too little an amount of morals and ethics to remain lawyers.
   
10. I wonder how many couples would still be together if they traded phones for a weekend
    
11. I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
    
12. Sometimes my sarcasm is so intense that even I’m not sure if I’m kidding or not.
    
13. I just realized that Mr. Rogers had the first man-cave.
    
14. People who really love their jobs are annoying. Keep that sh!t to yourself.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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