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1. If your roommate never walked in on you naked, you`re not naked near enough.
   
2. I miss being able to use the excuse "I wasn`t home when you called."
   
3. I think my front door faces the wrong direction. People keep finding it.
   
4. In some ways I’m just like a dog…. I can’t be trusted around unsupervised food.
   
5. Screw getting an alarm system. I`ve seen Home Alone, I know what to do.
   
6. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I`m back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat.
   
7. Double Stuff Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
   
8. I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
   
9. 1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
   
10. Wish some of my co workers weren`t allowed in the break room... Because that`s who I usually need a break from.
    
11. mom- "if you dont have anything nice to say, don`t say anything"
    
12. Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card.
    
13. Trying to be less negative but it`ll never work.
    
14. So... Where does one obtain minions?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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