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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. If my calculations are correct then someone else did them for me.
  2. Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is a flavor of chocolate.
  3. I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.
  4. Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums.
  5. Rum balls, rum cake, rum spiked eggnog, rum in fruitcakes...you know, anymore, there`s more of the Captain than of Christ in Christmas...
  6. Sometimes you`ve got to ask yourself: `Why am I talking to myself?`
  7. My boss said “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
  8. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
  9. Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
  10. What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep…. And Helium just brings it back to normal?
  11. Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away
  12. OK look, if I meet you for a date and you don`t look anything like your pic, then you`re buying drinks for me until you do.
  13. take a left on crazy, keep going until you hit insane. Follow that down to lunatic, turn right on insomnia, way past retarded and there you are @ my place!
  14. I can`t believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment




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