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1. Do not treat a woman like an object. It hates that...
   
2. Seems like everyone is either trying to pretend they have the life they want, or escape the life they have.
   
3. If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world
   
4. Iron man is a super hero, Iron woman is a command.
   
5. I was a huge tomboy. Like, I had barbies, but only because my ninja turtles needed bitches.
   
6. People: What a bunch of bastards!
   
7. Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
   
8. For lent, I`m giving up sexual innuendos but it`s hard... so hard!
   
9. I named my dog "5 Miles" so I can tell people, "I walk 5 Miles every day"
   
10. Sometime you have to hand it to short people ... because they can`t reach.
    
11. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but this is just gardening facts.
    
12. What’s the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
    
13. Your parents taught you to wash your hands after you pee. My parents taught me not to pee on my hands in the first place.
    
14. I just finish reading "50 shades of gray" by Sherwin Williams. I don`t see what all the hype is about these paint brochures.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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