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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Sometimes I’ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I’ll be like, “oh no, that can’t be right.”
  2. Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!
  3. Sometimes I stand in the shower for 10 minutes before I remember what I`m supposed to be doing. So, yes your secrets are safe with me.
  4. Urgh..I just dropped my phone, are you guys alright?
  5. When my friends ask me to babysit, I ask if the kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.
  6. When I squeeze a tube of `whitening toothpaste` and it’s blue, I’m like, well this is off to a bad start.
  7. Man what a day. I pulled my groin...for like 20 minutes.
  8. Hey, does anyone know which side you`re supposed to wear your fanny pack on? I want to really nail this job interview tomorrow.
  9. To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it. Threading a needle isn`t easy.
  10. Bitch, you`re just like monday, nobody likes you -_-
  11. I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
  12. Him: What to play Trivial Pursuit? Her: Sure, But I,m not that smart. Him: What to play strip Trivial Pursuit?
  13. I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom’s bedroom. I can’t believe it.. She’s a superhero!
  14. They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.




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