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1. Ever been completely out of toilet paper that you send your kid next door to get some? Me neither, I just like to embarrass my kid.
   
2. I clean my house like everyone else ... 5 minutes before someone comes over.
   
3. I`m not shy. I`m just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouth to speak, a flow of never- ceasing, insulting comment directed at you will immediately spew from within me.
   
4. My birthday is coming up. I dont like to think of it as getting older I like to think of it as experience points.
   
5. You know you`re getting old when you`re looking forward to some time off so you can have like three doctors appointments.
   
6. I failed the emergency broadcast test. My apologies to all the employees I shoved to the ground while screaming
   
7. I would of never even thought of touching half the things that I`ve touched, if it weren`t for the "Do not touch" signs!
   
8. I`m tired of things costing money
   
9. Make Monday More Fun: Unplug the copier at work and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!” Sit back and watch the magic unfold..
   
10. Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
    
11. Not so great minds also think alike.
    
12. Going to Colorado this weekend to go ... "Hiking"
    
13. I put on real clothes today. What more do you want from me?
    
14. If you never jumped from sofa to sofa as a kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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