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1. Much to my daughters horror, I just sang along to Ace of Base`s “The Sign” at full volume in a van full of her friends. Being a dad is fun!
   
2. People say circumcision dosen`t hurt. I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn`t walk for nearly a year.
   
3. Snakes are terrifying because they can`t trip and fall over sh!t. No creature should possess such power.
   
4. I hate when I´m laughing & my a$$ falls off.
   
5. From now on when someone asks you where you`re from look them dead in the eye and say: Planet Venus.
   
6. Just saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster, I had to step in, They couldn`t even lift him, We high-fived & laughed
   
7. Inspirational status of the day: Don`t be a douche.
   
8. Judging from my last 5 relationships I am convinced my heart is trying to kill me
   
9. You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
   
10. Your girl always on her knees. What she forgot she had feet?
    
11. I am bored. Anyone need anything avenged?
    
12. How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake?
    
13. Me: I`m hungry. Fridge: I don`t give a sh*t. Cabinet: B*tch, don`t look at me. Freezer: Lol, you like ice? :-)
    
14. I already know that I`m going to hell ... At this point it`s really go big or go home.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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