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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. I`m old enough to remember when cell phones actually got smaller every year.
  2. Some of the nicest women you`ll meet on Facebook are men.
  3. I`ve been having really bad headaches lately. The doctor said they were all in my head.
  4. There is no better sunscreen than sitting inside a bar.
  5. Was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer...
  6. I watched my first silent movie the other day. The kids weren`t there.
  7. You can always make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you’re doing it.
  8. A house is not a home until you can find all light switches in the dark.
  9. It`s depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine.
  10. Whenever someone says to me “Things could be worse” I punch them in the face and say “Like that?”
  11. is a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.
  12. Walmart...because going to Target requires identity theft protection and a shower.
  13. Dude, I see you are enjoying a cold Bud Light Lime-a-Rita .... I`m going to assume that`s your smart car parked outside.
  14. Just because I know I`m a "Good looking, extremely intelligent, funny as hell, sexy ass, Motherf#ker" doesn`t mean I`m "Conceited"...Im more like a "Realist", that just so happens to be very good with adjectives!...A "Bad-Ass Realist", that is!




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