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1. Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder.
   
2. If anyone asks, I`m drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.
   
3. I`m sorry I got salsa on your baby, and I`m extra sorry I scraped it off with a chip
   
4. A plus side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and I won’t judge you because I too will be in my pajamas.
   
5. "Baby on Board" Oh really? Thanks for letting me know. I was about to ram into your car but now I won`t.
   
6. Why can’t they make the whole week out of Saturdays?
   
7. Guys if a woman shaves hers legs she wants you to touch them..... You just have to make sure she knows You.
   
8. No one`s lazier than the guy who came up with the name for Juicy Juice.
   
9. Of course bears sh!t in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house.
   
10. I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
    
11. I can`t possibly f*ck up the entire universe, so that`s a relief.
    
12. I forget, how much tequila goes in mashed potatoes? Now that`s funny, I don`t care who you are. Oh, don`t copy that part. I mean this part. Oh hell!! Your going to copy and paste the whole thing anyway ;)
    
13. The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.
    
14. The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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