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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. As a man, EVERY month is `Breast Awareness Month` for me.
  2. I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of a plane
  3. Happy New Years Everyone! (I stole this status:) )
  4. I love to start my day by getting on Facebook to see who is a whiny little bi!ch today.
  5. The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we were running from.
  6. So many idiots, so few nuclear warheads....
  7. I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their sh!t.
  8. I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
  9. My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Mike.
  10. I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
  11. I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts.
  12. If there’s one thing that having kids will teach you, it’s home repair.
  13. Be nice to me ... I may be hot one day.
  14. Tonight I’m trying to get to that happy place right between don’t know my own name and head in the toilet.




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