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1. If your Facebook post requires me to hit “continue…” get a diary.
   
2. I don`t smoke,i don`t drink,don`t do drugs. I only have one small problem, i lie.
   
3. "I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"-Me, every time I drink
   
4. When people say they did something "like a boss" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair
   
5. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll do it.
   
6. I need professional help. A chef and a butler will do just fine.
   
7. In my porno they`d deliver the pizza after they had sex because otherwise it`d just get cold.
   
8. It`s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
   
9. Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
   
10. I`m currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It`s called b*tches and hoes
    
11. Just watched (insert title of horror movie) and it wasn`t scary at all. The crap in my pants is a pure coincidence.
    
12. Lord please give me the strength not to go all Dexter on this mother f%#*er ... Amen
    
13. Jail is just the government`s way of sending you to your room.
    
14. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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