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1. The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
   
2. Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
   
3. The length of your "About me" section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life.
   
4. Would you like to donate $1 to this charity or leave the checkout line feeling like human scum?
   
5. Remember, no matter how bad a day you may be having, no matter how sh!tty a situation you may be in... I`m feeling great. So it`s all good!
   
6. You had me at, "we`ll make it look like an accident."
   
7. Remember, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it`s because you`re a whore.
   
8. Your things are terrific.
   
9. How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren`t just victims of Medusa?
   
10. Mac & Cheese doesn`t contain many vitamins, so it`s important you always eat a bunch of it.
    
11. Me: My bed is so warm and cosy. I never want to leave. Bladder: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    
12. It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
    
13. The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.
    
14. "in other news… it turns out being mayor of Toronto is all that its cracked up to be" - George T. Ignace
    
    
    
    
    
    

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