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1. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened the refrigerator and thought, What am I doing inside the refrigerator?
   
2. It`s the simple things that make me laugh....mostly you.
   
3. If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I`m trying to say is, you look like Shrek
   
4. I`m sorry I snort-laughed when you were saying your vows.
   
5. Women say they love a man in uniform but when i go clubbing in my McDonalds uniform none of them will talk to me....I`m confused
   
6. I love you in a bipolar way because I hate you.
   
7. Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, `You`re only interested in one thing,` and you can`t remember what it is.
   
8. The day I understand females will be the day i`ll be officially known as Jesus
   
9. I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it’s AM. Google thinks I’ve got my life together.
   
10. The awkward moment when people think you`re drunk when in fact you`re just a blast naturally.
    
11. Not that I expect 100% truth in advertising, but shouldn’t those women in the tampon commercials be wielding chainsaws and burning stuff down, not laughing and dancing?
    
12. Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed
    
13. A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now Googling how to extract a fork from bone without causing more damage.
    
14. No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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