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1. A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter`s school concert.
   
2. I went to the store and saw that Duracell batteries were on sale just before Valentine`s Day. Someone is a marketing genius.
   
3. I don`t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!
   
4. I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi
   
5. The only people who care about my college degree are the college loan people.
   
6. After a while you just get used to people not understanding.
   
7. I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
   
8. The secret of enjoying a good wine: 1) Open the bottle to allow it breathe. 2) If it does not look like it`s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
   
9. It`s always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I`m always like, "I love you," and they`re like, "Thank you for choosing Pizza Hut."
   
10. First thing I do in the morning: Look at the clock and hope I have more time to sleep.
    
11. am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
    
12. My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
    
13. Its all fun and games until someone drinks the beer with the cigarette butts in it..
    
14. I don’t have a bucket list, but my f*cket list is a mile long.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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