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1. Ha! Who`s laughing now, f*ckers that took your Christmas lights down last year!
   
2. How does one get a nice body without moving?
   
3. Deadliest Catch and Jersey Shore - two reality tv shows about catching crabs
   
4. I started seeing this girl recently. She sometimes texts. Sometimes Whatsapps. Sometimes she emails. Sometimes she Facebooks. Im getting mixed messages.
   
5. I wouldn`t want lesbian parents. Not because I`m homophobic. I just don`t want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
   
6. "Being naked isn`t fun" - said no one ever.
   
7. Inspirational status of the day: Don`t be a douche.
   
8. I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that`s a lot of weed.
   
9. I`m working harder than an ugly stripper!!
   
10. Life Tip: Get a birthday card with anything you are embarrassed to buy.
    
11. I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.
    
12. People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away.
    
13. Where is the button to restart summer?
    
14. Dear autocorrect: at no point have I ever meant “ducking.”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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