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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. Your life must really suck when no one even likes the catfish version of you.
  2. I just got the results of my IQ test. It came back negative.
  3. Now that I`ve maxed out my 401k for the year, I`ll get a tattoo, said no one ever.
  4. We have those sticky traps all around the house and I just found one moved clear across the room with all sorts of hair on it....so if anyone see`s a BALD mouse running around, it belongs to me
  5. Few things are creepier than someone saying "I know" after you introduce yourself.
  6. Trust me when I say anyone can dance! - Jack Daniels
  7. Why isn’t our beer color coordinated for all holiday occasions, instead of just St. Patricks Day?
  8. If you have trouble getting your children`s attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
  9. loosing weight tip: turn your head to the left then to the right. Do this everytime you are offered food.
  10. The internet...turning cowards into tough guys daily.
  11. Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn`t that hungry.
  12. I would like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something.
  13. Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
  14. I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership.




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