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1. I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
   
2. Never trust a skinny chef
   
3. I could really go for a beer and a million dollars.
   
4. Taco Bell drive-thru should have a “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
   
5. Just give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
   
6. Had a nice, relaxing weekend. I now have ample energy to hate Monday and most of Tuesday.
   
7. Don`t tell me what to do unless you`re naked.
   
8. Not to brag, but I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
   
9. I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
   
10. Life is fun! You should get one.
    
11. I just saved a lot of money in child support by switching to condoms!
    
12. The truth might set you free, but lying might keep you out of jail.
    
13. I do everything faster when I have to pee.
    
14. I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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