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1. During the summer months, be sure to dress for the body you have. Not the body you want.
   
2. When I say “the other day” I could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between.
   
3. If it were easy then everyone would act like me.
   
4. I think pet shops should give a free laser pointer with every Cat purchase.
   
5. My life is a movie. One of those movies where most of the people start leaving right in the middle of it.
   
6. If one of Santa`s helpers takes a picture of himself with his smartphone, is that an "elfie"?
   
7. I`m glad I`m me, I don`t think anybody else could take it.
   
8. When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious.
   
9. POLITICS; from `poly` meaning `many and `Tics` meaning blood-sucking creatures. Just sayin`
   
10. Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it`s only Tuesday
    
11. What idiot called it a driver`s test and not a Game of Cones?
    
12. If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people workout and then absorb their health benefits...
    
13. I`ve decided to start taking more supplements: calcium pills for my bones, ginkgo pills for my memory, milk thistle for my liver, ginkgo pills for my memory...
    
14. I wanted to book an Elvis impersonator for a party so I phoned them up and got a call centre. It said `press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.`
    
    
    
    
    
    

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